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Hi, this is Bryan Lim. Im am from a little island called Singapore. I am currently 13 years old and I am a Male human being. Im am currently in New Town Secondary School and I was from St' Anthony 's Primary School. I was borned on 11 April 1996 in Gleneagles Hospital. I have no skills in anything other than the knowledge of The Computer. My hobby is basketball and cycling. And my signature word is iRock™ so do not copy me. Thank you!

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